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Mini Fanfic #572: A Chat with Santa (Kingdom Hearts)

9:48 p.m. at Halloween Town........

Roxas: (Walks Right Next to Xion While Looking Inside his Trick-or-Treat Bag, Filled with Tons of Candy) Man....Sora, was not kidding when he said this place was going all out with Trick-or-Treating this year.

Xion: (Smiles Brightly and Excitedly) I know, right? This is already a lot better than last year! I'm really happy we get the chance to celebrate the second year of Halloween together, Roxas.

Roxas: (Smiles Softly towards his Best Friend) Me too, Xion. This night would be even more amazing if Lea and Isa were here to join us.

Xion: (Starts Getting a Little Bit Worried) You don't think they'll be too bored or lonely without us, do you?

Roxas: Nah. I'm sure they'll be just fine. Though, I do kind of wonder what they're doing right now......

Meanwhile at Christmas Town, Santa's Workshop.........

Santa: (Simply Crosses his Arms While Sitting Behind his Desk) ...........................

Lea: I know this might be too much to ask.....(Chuckles Awkwardly) You know, given how much of a very busy man you are and everything, buuuuut.......(Slowly Clasps his Hands Together) Would you be so kind enough as to.....You know.... Finally place our names back to Nice List? Please?

Santa: ........................................

Lea: Now, I know what you're thinking: "Why on Earth are two grown adults come by my workshop and ask me something silly like removing their names out of the Naughty List?" Well, Ironically enough, the answer's more simple than you think. You see, since we are now in the age of full maturity, looking after the town, raising two amazing kids and whatnot, I, for one, believe that we are deserving of the spot on the Nice List.

Isa: (Get Up from a Chair He Was Seating) If I may be blunt on the topic at hand, Mr. Claus, I firmly believe that I deserve that spot quite a lot more than my partner could ever hope of obtaining.

Lea: (Slowly Turns his Head to Isa and Glares at Him) Pardon?

Isa: You're excused.

Lea: DON'T try to get smart with, Knockoff Einstein. What in the hell makes you think you deserve to be in that Nice List more than yours truly, huh?!

Isa: (Raised an Eyebrow While Crossing his Arms) Do I really need to mention all the idiotic incidents you put the both of us through when we we're younger?

Lea: Don't even bother. I've already grown past those childish memories. (Points at Isa) But don't you stand here and think that you were little angel yourself, Isa! Need I remind you all the times you pulled those cruel pranks on me when we were kids?!

Isa: I only pulled them because you started pranking me first.

Lea: Yeah? Well, at least my pranks were more simple and straight to the point.

Isa: (Rolled his Eyes) They were all more of annoyance if anything.....

Lea: ('Scoffs') Whatever, man! All I'm saying here is that if one of us goes on that Nice List, it's me.

Isa: (Glares at Lea) And like I said before, I am the one who is more deserving of that spot than you could even hope for.

Lea: (Glares Back at Isa's Face) No! I deserve that spot!

Isa: No. I deserve it.

Lea: I deserve it!

Isa: I Deserve it!

Lea: I. Deserve. IT!!

????: BOYS!!!!

The duo Immediately stop their bickering and turn their heads to none other than Roxas and Xion glaring at them in a very disappointed manner.

Xion: (Places her Hands on her Hips) What is going on here? And why in all of Twilight Town are you in Santa's Workshop?

Lea: H-Heyyyyy there, Kiddos!.....(Chuckles Awkwardly) D-Don't mind us, we were just here to uhhhh........

Isa: We are just here to pay Santa a visit. Nothing more. Nothing less.

Roxas: (Raised an Eyebrow) Oh really? Then why did we just heard you two arguing just now?

Lea: Uhh.....Just....(Shrugged with an Awkward Smile) Cause......

Xion: Axel!

Isa: ('Sighs in Defeat') We're only here to try and convince Santa to put us on the Nice List.

Lea: ('Scoffs') I don't even know what he's even talking about-

Isa: (Bumped his Shoulder onto to Lea's a Bit too Hard)

Lea: (Wince in Pain) Okay, fine! He's telling the truth......

Roxas: So, instead of going Trick-or-Treat with us, you choose to go to Christmas Town, just so you could bother Santa on picking you two on the Nice List?

Lea: ..............Pretty much, yeah.

Xion: I cannot believe you two. Roxas and I did not raised you to be this bothersome and disrespectful. And in front of Santa Claus of all people!

Lea: Hey-ey-ey, hold on a minute there, you little rascals. We are the ones who raised you, not the other way around!

Roxas: True, but this family is a team effort. If you guys try and keep us from getting out of line, we do the same for the both of you too.

Xion: (Simply Nodded) That's right!

Lea: .......Crap. We did say something about all of that, didn't we?

Isa: ('Sigh') I believe so, Lea.

Xion: (Sighs While Softly Pinching her Nose) Look, we'll talk about all of this once we get home. Right now, we want you to leave out of Santa's Workshop and let him work in peace.

Lea/Isa: But-/We not ready to-

Xion: (Points at the Door) Now.

Lea/Isa: ('Sighs in Defeat') Yes, ma'am......(Make Their Way to the Door)

Isa: (Glares at Lea) I blame you for this, Lea.....

Lea (Glares Back at Isa) And I blame you for letting me talk you into this.....

Xion: No fighting, you two.

Lea/Isa: Okay.........(Walks Out the Door Together)

Xion: (Sighs Before Turning Back to Santa) We are so sorry for their behavior towards you today, Santa.

Roxas: Yeah..........They normally don't act like this.....Okay, maybe Axel, but definitely not Isa.

Santa: (Chuckles Lightly and Jolly Like) There's no need to apologise, you two. Your parents weren't a real bother to me at all. To tell you the truth....(Starts Snickering a Little) I do find a little enjoyment of seeing them bicker at each other.

Roxas: (Rolls his Eyes Playfully) Yeah. They do that most of the time.

Santa: I can tell. But beside all of this, they did told me how much they love and cherish the both of you.

Xion: (Heart Begins to Melt While Smiling Softly) And we love the both of them very much too. As much as we would love to continue this chat...(Giggles Softly) We don't wanna keep you from finishing your work any more longer.

Santa: (Chuckles Lightly) I understand, Xion. Thank you two very much for stopping by and have a very Merry- ('Ahem') I mean...Happy Halloween!

Roxas: (Chuckles Lightly as He and Xion Walks Out the Door) Happy Halloween to you too, Santa.

Xion: (Happily Waves Goodbye to Santa) See you in the next two months!

'Door Close'

.......................

'Door Opens'

Roxas: Sooo...... About that Naughty or Nice List-

Xion: (Outside) Roxas!

Roxas: ('Sigh') Coming!

'Door Closes'

Santa: ('Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!') What a lovely family. (Continues Doing His Paperwork)

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